Teodoro Lamond: Run as fast as you can from your city, lest you become charred from the brimstone.
Eva Lichlyter: you could talk about the foods you shouldn't eat like pork or any oceanic animal that isn't a fish. God tells us not to eat these type of food. you can find it in the old testament i believe where God is giving the laws. im not sure but i believe its in Deuteronomy. Google it.
Damaris Weiler: Get the congregation to jog instead of sitting on their asses in church.
Cody Shimko: I haven't but you could become a fitness mogul if you just take something like sweatin' to the oldies, replace it with Christian rock, and put a bunch of crosses and Bibles in the background.If you need some money to get this business off the ground, I would be willing to invest.
Pei Heatherly: Oh yah, jesus christ, come on baby work those thighs out, stop eating the ******* ice cream you fat ****.
Ricardo Rozelle: Chasing people around the streets and stick! ing Bibles in their pockets would be a great aerobic fitness exercise.The Gideons are all lazy and passive about it, which is why they look so out of shape.
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